Mid-Century Report: January 18, 2051
Century College today celebrated the grand opening of the new “Woody Woodduck” Center. This is the first new building on campus since the Science/Library building opened in the first part of the century.
The building was originally proposed as space primarily for classrooms and faculty offices, but as the project worked its way through college and state bureaucracies, certain changes were made. The building, officially unveiled today, features offices for all fifty-seven GPS Lifeplan Assistant Directors, as well as a virtual reality theater/gameroom, student lounge, student government headquarters, and private meeting rooms for all sixty-nine recognized student organizations.
“At long last, student services is given a place of their own,” a proud administrator boasted. “Gone are the days when college campuses are thought of as places full of classrooms and faculty offices. This is the new Century!”
The center is named in honor of Woody Woodduck (1999-2049), the college’s fallen mascot.
