IT Task Force: Our work is done

Mid-Century Report: February 21, 2051

With the entire human race now cybernetically modified to be able to communicate directly with all kinds of machines, the IT Task Force at Century College has declared its work complete.

“It has been a productive forty years,” the Task Force chair said in a statement today. “During that time, we have overseen nearly 50,000 IT work tickets, with nearly 8% of them complete. That is certain success, by some definitions.”

The IT department was equally melancholy about ending the long collaboration.

“Nothing can be more useful to getting work done than a task force,” the head of IT said. “We don’t know how we would have gotten on without it.”

Immediately after disbanding the group, the college announced the formation of a cybernetics task force to deal with concerns over slow responses to work tickets in the cybernetics department.

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